August.05.2011
[Dave enters. Explosive applause . . . then the audience settles down . . . Dave speaks . . . ]
"My good friends . We must get the great American train back on the track to prosperity."
[Explosive applause]
"We must get the engine running right again."
[Explosive applause]
"Not for ourselves, but for those who came before us and made America [spoken loudly, dramatically] the Land of Opportunity [applause]. And for those who will follow us hoping to find . . . [spoken slowly, dramatically] America, the Land of Opportunity."
[Explosive applause]
"We want a strong American military." [Yea . . . Yea . . . Yea . . . ]
"We want a little security when we retire." [Yea . . . Yea . . . Yea . . . ]
"We want a little medical insurance when we're old."[Yea . . . Yea . . . Yea . . . ]
"We want a few benefits for handicapped veterans."[Yea . . . Yea . . . Yea . . . ]
"We want unemployment support when our factories shut down." [Yea . . . Yea . . . Yea . . .]
"We want unemployment support when our jobs go to China." [Yea . . . Yea . . . Yea . . . ]
"We want disaster relief when catastrophe strikes."[Yea . . . Yea . . . Yea . . . ]
"We want lower federal taxes."[Yea . . . Yea . . . Yea . . . ]
"We want an America for us, not for them ."[Yea . . . Yea . . . Yea . . .]
Our battle cry will be . . . "We want it, and we ain't payin' for it."
[Insane explosion of . . . "Dave in '12. . . Dave in '12. . . Dave in '12 . . . Dave in '12 . . . "]
"Thank you my friends, and God Help Us." . . . [God Help Us . . . God Help Us . . . God Help Us . . . ]
[Exit, stage left.]
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